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Some of you may be wondering why I've gathered you here today, so let me recap:

Tumblr was the first place I ever saw a dick.
Tumblr was the first place I ever saw porn. (And I learned that visual porn isn’t really my thing.)
Tumblr was the first place I ever saw sex that looked like mine. (Thanks, Happy BDSM, which I’m sad to lose.)
Tumblr was one of the few English-speaking social media sites that was available when I was living in China.
Tumblr facilitated my threesomes (and foursome, and triad).
Tumblr was my introduction to platonic friendships where we discussed sex or sexuality.
Tumblr is where I posted my first nude (long gone, sorry folks). I had found a felt lily pad fascinator at a thrift store, and pretended to be a frog after a shower.
Tumblr’s porn, and its users’ propensity for sharing about their sex lives is part of a culture which is being lost.
Tumblr was my wunderkammer, full of curated eccentricities and cheeky juxtaposition.
Tumblr’s main appeal to me was that it let me have a glorious jumble.
My jumble is fragmenting...

...so I'm doing it on my own terms.